- Write Helmut Matador to convince him you should be a contestant on the season finale of “Beat This Street!,” a television game show in which contestants vie to see who has the worst neighbor. You are convinced you should easily win this competition based on the unspeakable horrors you have to tell about your next-door neighbors, the Grutles. It is true you will have fierce competition, though. Two other contestants are well-positioned for a win. One lives next to a serial arsonist, and the other, to a family that runs a cement-mixing business out of their backyard.
- Write Gervase Fentwhistle III to convinces him that he should leave you his three-million-dollar fortune, so that you can continue the work he holds dear to his erratically-beating heart–caring for homeless
Whichever selection you choose, please take care to make your writing as vivid, yet concisely worded as possible by being careful about word choice and editing mercilessly.
The zzot’s wellbeing hangs in the balance!
